Trusses New Investment Zone Theme Song – Im gonna build me a Megalopolis in Diss

Trusses new Investment one Masterplan for Norfolk

Sung to a bluegrass bango

Liz Trusses New Campaign Song – following the Friday Minibudget my dok– an Investment Zone in Norfolk where her locals think 200 homes in Diss will turn it into a megalopolis like Wymondham(!)

Down in Diss South Norfolk the farmings hard these days

Investment zones are coming, to fix our ways

Tax breaks on tractors, tower blocks sky high

Those noxious Nimbys Shout out – Why Why Why

Chorus

Im gonna build me a megalopolis in Diss

The Turnip Taliban are gonna get so pissed

Im gonna build me a megalopolis in Diss

The Greenys and Wokies are gonna get so pissed

Gonna rip up some red tape, no idea how

Excuse me a moment gotta milk my cow

Growth is coming to my mile wide pigsty

The voters shout out – Why Why Why

Diss Liz City One Residents rejoice at lifting of planning controls

Chorus

Im gonna build me a megalopolis in Diss

The Turnip Taliban are gonna get so pissed

Im gonna build me a megalopolis in Diss

The Greenys and Wokies are gonna get so pissed

I need a tax break for my turnips

Need to boost my money supply

And get some dark money funding from the CEI

Look out guys here comes the FBI

Then my MPs  shout out – Why Why Why

Chorus

Im gonna build me a megalopolis in Diss

The Turnip Taliban are gonna get so pissed

Im gonna build me a megalopolis in Diss

The Greenys and Wokies are gonna get so pissed

They cant say no ive got a volcano

They cant say no ive got a volcano

They cant say no ive got a volcano

They cant say no ive got a volcano

The dormant volcano about to explode under the proposed site of Diss Liz City One Investment Zone

One thought on “Trusses New Investment Zone Theme Song – Im gonna build me a Megalopolis in Diss

  1. Pingback: @GregClarkMP You Should know Better; there have been Many Announcments on Dissapplying Environmental Controls in Investment Zones @Natures_Voice | Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

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