South Oxfordshire’s Letter to Boris

Dear Prime Minister,

We are writing to you to ask if we can have our cake and eat it.

We understand this is your favorite pastime and so you should be sympathetic.

We want to keep the growth deal and reduce the housing numbers.  As a result you will be able to claim you are supporting housing growth but without the brother of Nimbys voting against you.

What is more we understand cake eating fortifies you to hunt unicorns, we intend to look for some nice unicorn zero carbon  sites outside the Green Belt and close to Oxford where people wont drive to them.

Yours

South Oxfordshire

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