Policy Exchange Proposes to Move Tykes, Pikeys, Syrians and the Feckless To Scotland

The latest wheeze by dumb tank Policy Exchange is to allow and subsidise assist new windfarms, – but in Wales and Scotland- well away from Tory voters.  A convenient cop out for a government that was thrashing around for an energy policy now that  onshore wind and solar is the cheapest  form of energy and the only one capable of meeting its own carbon targets.

We understand that a forthcoming research paper is to take this idea to its logical conclusion.  ‘We had a great idea over a liquid lunch one Monday at the Westminster Arms’  ‘After all if we could export energy, the nuclear deterrent and progressive politics to Scotland why not go the whole hog’  ‘There are lots of things we could shift’  ‘We worked out on the back of the long bill that we could fit every council estate in Hammersmith and Fulham onto Papa Westray.  ‘It would be just like Shasamane‘  said the source, Ethiopia allows those pot head Rastafari to settle’ ‘So a few quid to Nicola Sturgeon and she’ll be happy to provide a new spiritual home for Shoreditch Twats, Weegie Stoaterers and Outsiders of all kinds’.

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