Osborne May be Forced to Give Away Isle of Wight to Pay Off National Debt

After reports emerged from Hong Kong that Venezuela has offered to give away the island of Blaquilla to China to pay off its national debt the Treasury was wielding reports that the same deal had been sought with the Isle of Wight.  Caulkheads are shocked at the potential invasion of Chinese Grockles, with Osborne house potentially pencilled in as a presidential guest place for communist party officials.  Apparently the exotic sands at Ventnor contain a rare earth with military applications and the whole of the South East of the Island is to be excavated and returned to the sea. Hoseasons caravan park is apparently to become a red army camp and Cowes a base for building nuclear submarines.


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